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Mother What did you learn in school from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

An ideal homework excuseTeacher Where is your from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing

Teacher Can anyone tell me how many from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!

An ideal homework excuseTeacher Where is your from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away

An ideal homework excuseTeacher Where is your from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked

Bad timing for an excuse Teacher Why from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late? Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

An ideal homework excuse Teacher Where is from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: My little sister ate it!

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.

An ideal homework excuseTeacher Where is your from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

Teacher You missed school yesterday didnt youPupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

Teacher When you yawn your supposed to from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

Teacher Whats big and yellow and comes from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: What's big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day? Pupil: The school bus!

Mother What was the first thing you from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

Pupil My teacher was mad with me from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

A history jokeTeacher When was Rome builtPupil from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Father I hear you skipped school to from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

Pupil on phone My son has a from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today. School Secretary: Who is this? Pupil: This is my father speaking!

Teacher Youre new here arent you whats from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

Teacher Why is the Mississippi such an from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Teacher Are you good at mathPupil Yes from Flashcomment School jokes Jokes
Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!